Le blog mirifique de l'ami des gens

Bienvenue sur le blog du pays de la petite araigné jaune. I am a little yellow spider et je suis le meilleur ami des gens ...

01 novembre 2007

My first time.

Hello everyone.Bonjour les gensI am going to tell you about my first time. Yesterday it was my first time. No don't get all exited not my first time I had sex (eventually considering how long it has been since last time the next time might be my first time again) but the first time I went to the theatre.Je vais vous parler de ma première fois. C'était hier. Pas la peine de vous exiter, je vais pas parler de la première fois que j'ai fait l'amour (quoique vu que ça fait super longtemps que j'ai pas pratiqué la prochaine fois pourra... [Lire la suite]
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26 octobre 2007

I really should calm down.

I saw a guy dismounting of is bike at the student union this morning.J'ai vu un gars descendre de sa moto au foyer des étudiants ce matin.So far nothing extraordinary about that. He was parking is brand new R1. It's just the though I had. You're riding a 4 cylinder you tosser.Rien d'extraordinaire. Il était juste en train de garer sa R1 flambante neuve. C'est juste ce que j'ai pensé qui m'a fait bizarre. Tu as un 4 cylindre gros naze.No a nice one indeed. Of course he a rider, so am I (well kind of as I am a very crap one). But I... [Lire la suite]
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23 octobre 2007

That is no good

Ok the god (or godness no sexism allowed) of mecanic must be pretty upset about me.First the lady has a MASSIVE oil leak on the tachometer. And it's a very big MASSIVE one. Hopefully a 98p set of rubber O-rings should fix it. If not I am going to have to sell my body to pay for the repairs (and I mean really sell it like a kidney or something like that, as no one even want to shag me for free).Second the fork on coraline is leaking oil as well I should service her (uh uh uh) but I will probably need a new CSU and that is an awfull lot... [Lire la suite]
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18 octobre 2007

Too much or not enough

How funny is that life tend to remember me of how nothing I am.I try not to do anything so I don't upset my karmik balance. But apparently doesn't seems to work.Well we'll just wait for this day (or this life) to finish.
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10 octobre 2007

Damn Damn Damn

Somedays I really should stay in bed. Y'a des jours où je ferais mieux de rester au lit.   I have a very bad cold you know the kind of horrible one, that gives you soar throat, headaches, heatwaves and transform your nose into an oyster factory.J'ai un gros rhume, le genre horrible, gorge nouée, maux de tête, coups de chaleur, et élévage d'huitre dans le nez. On the top of it, I do have a massive spot in the armpit. But you know the kind of nasty very red and painfull spot that is not nice at all, like each time I... [Lire la suite]
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28 septembre 2007

Et voila

Here we go it's the week end. I should be happy and everything but nope. I am not.Et voila c'est les vacances de fin de semaine. Je devrais être content et tout et tout, ben non. C'est pas le cas.I think it's sucks. I have had a wonderful weekend last week because she was here and that was soo good. Remember me why she's one of my best friend.Je crois bien que c'est naze. J'ai passé un super week end la semaine dernière car elle était là et c'était tellement bien.Tomorrow and the day after tomorrw look like they are going to be really... [Lire la suite]
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18 septembre 2007

Winter comes

Hi people, Salut les gens, Just had a quick look to th thermometer this morning. 12°C.J'ai juste jetté un coup d'oeil rapide au thermomêtre ce matin. 12°CThat's for sure winter is here :(.C'est sure l'hiver est là :(.
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17 septembre 2007

bon on m'a forcé hein...

Salut les gens.Voila un post complètement inutile sur moi même. Le questionnaire du dernier machin. Passé très gentiment par rocket girl.Donc je m'y colle, j'ai pas envie mais bon au moins comme ça ça m'évitera d'écrire un post pour dire à quel point ma vie est ridicule :d. Dernier livre achetéPfiouf ça c'est une question difficile car j'en achète des tonnes des livres. Je crois que le dernier livre à avoir passé la code barre machine est "windhaven" de george RR martin et Lisa Tuttle. Le livre que je lis en ce... [Lire la suite]
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06 septembre 2007

Bienvenue en Mirifie

Ok people I know I have been out a long long time.I could pretend I have plenty of excuses (wich is for once true) but I won't. Well actually I will. So sorry but I have been over busy lately.So what are the news. Well I just (ok not just it was monday eve) got back from aviemore in scotland where I had a wonderful time.You know this kind of week end that makes you think the working day in between are rubbish.Anyway It was fabulous. The weather (I actually have pictures of scotland with a blue sky how cool is that), the people, the... [Lire la suite]
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28 août 2007

Hilarous

You have to read english for that.Il va falloir que vous lisiez l'anglais pour comprendre.But it's pure quality.Mais ça déchire. CU byebye
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